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Paying Now to Be Resurrected Later

The Extropy Ark asks the faithful to freeze themselves faithfully. The future, it teaches, will thaw the worthy — and the worthy are those who prepaid.

The Extropy Ark, which sells cryonic preservation as a sacrament.
Freeze faithfully: the Extropy Ark, Phoenix. — Cult News

The Extropy Ark sells a service that is also a sacrament: preservation now, resurrection later. When the world ends, or transforms, or is superseded — the Ark is ecumenical about the mechanism — a future powerful enough to reverse death will, it teaches, revive those who kept the faith. Keeping the faith, in practice, means keeping up the payments.

The theology is transhumanist in vocabulary and thoroughly traditional in shape. There is a coming judgment. There is a way to be counted among the saved. The way costs money, and the money is framed not as a purchase but as a fidelity — a willingness to bind one's material fortune to an outcome one will not live to verify. The Ark's chancellor, who goes by Voss, prefers the word "covenant" to "contract," and the distinction, he says, is the whole point.

Our desk covers the Ark under Money because that is where its mechanism lives, but its members would object to the filing. To them it is not commerce. It is the oldest bet there is — that the self is worth preserving, that oblivion is not final, that someone, someday, will find the frozen faithful worth the trouble of waking. The Ark has simply attached an invoice to the bet. Whether that makes it a religion or a business is a question its members find beneath them, and its accountants find settled.